Wood Rocket LLC

Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons Porn Pack

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Quick Overview:

  • 24 Unique Crayons: Each crayon features a cheeky name for a playful twist on coloring.
  • Perfect for Parties: Ideal for adult gatherings, adding a fun and risqué element to your events.
  • Great Gift Idea: A humorous gift for friends or loved ones who appreciate adult humor.
  • Pairs Well with Adult Coloring Books: Enhance your coloring experience with WoodRocket's themed books.

Product Description:

Introducing the Offensive Crayons pack, the ultimate adult coloring experience that brings a naughty twist to creativity. With 24 vibrantly colored crayons, each boasting a hilarious and risqué name, this product is designed to ignite laughter and creativity at parties or as a unique gift. Perfect for those who enjoy a cheeky approach to art, these crayons add a delightful flair to your coloring sessions.


Key Features:

  • Humorous Names: Each crayon is cleverly named, including favorites like Oral Orange and Peg me Purple, ensuring laughter with every stroke.
  • Vibrant Colors: The crayons offer a wide range of vibrant shades, perfect for bringing your adult coloring books to life.
  • Quality Craftsmanship: Made with high-quality materials, these crayons are built to last, providing a smooth coloring experience.

Specifications:

  • Quantity: 24 crayons
  • Dimensions: N/A
  • Weight: N/A
  • Color Options: Various vibrant colors
  • Material: High-quality wax

What’s Included:

  • 24 Offensive Crayons
  • Funny and sexy packaging
  • Instruction booklet (optional)

How It Works:

  1. Unpack: Open the box to reveal your set of 24 crayons.
  2. Choose a Crayon: Select a crayon with a name that inspires your creativity.
  3. Color Away: Use the crayons to fill in your favorite designs in adult coloring books or on any paper.
  4. Enjoy: Share your colorful creations and enjoy the laughter they bring!

FAQs:

  • Are these crayons safe for all users? Yes, they are made from non-toxic materials, making them safe for adults.
  • Can I use them on regular paper? Absolutely! These crayons work great on various types of paper.
  • What if I lose a crayon? Each pack comes with 24 crayons, so you have plenty to work with!

Why Choose Offensive Crayons?

Offensive Crayons stands out in the market with its unique blend of humor and creativity, making it the perfect choice for adults seeking a playful and entertaining coloring experience that traditional crayons simply can't offer.


Ideal For:

  • Party Hosts: Those looking to add a fun and risqué activity to their gatherings.
  • Gift Givers: Anyone searching for a unique and humorous gift for friends or partners.
  • Adult Coloring Enthusiasts: Individuals who enjoy adding a cheeky twist to their coloring sessions.

Care Instructions:

  1. Storage: Keep the crayons in a cool, dry place to prevent melting.
  2. Cleaning: Wipe off any excess wax from surfaces with a damp cloth.
  3. Usage: Ensure to cap the crayons after use to maintain freshness and prevent drying out.

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